Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.
So too my life is a journey of self-discovery through mistaken identity. I crown thee website Freudian Slips.
joetornatore@comcast.net
WORLD AIDS DAY COMMERCIAL
THE HAPPENING
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES COMMERCIAL
BUBBLE HOCKEY
CARNIVAL COMMERCIAL
TV's Fandemonium
Donovan McNabb Tug of War
ANNUAL FREUDIAN SLIPS IRONY OSCAR:
2004 LITTLE DRUMMER BOY..... 12-19-04
2005 GOING POSTAL.............. 11-17-05
2006 SLIM PICKINGS................ 8-10-06
2007 THE NOTEBOOK................. 7-12-07
2008 GIRL INTERRUPTED........... 2-14-08
2009 NICK AT NIGHT...............6-28-09
STOP AND SMELL THE SILK ROSES
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September 08, 2008
A Cut Above the Rest
The left shrub awaits a haircut after finishing the right one. I trimmed the right one with hedge clippers before final detailing was exercised with household scissors. Hedging all bets, this is as high as I can let the shrubs grow if I still want to do the topiary myself. 
8 Comments:
you and Edward scizzorhands in the same photo?
those shrubs look a little tall,they are hiding a beautiful home,and would great half the height ....where is schulesy
Here I am..... Hey that looks like one of my ladders! Can I borrow your ice bucket?
Looks to be spiraling out of control.
Wow, impressive work! I would be too lazy to climb up that high. I'd give 'em a good chopping, all the way to the ground. He-he.
anonymous,
I left Schulsey onthe tennis court.
anonymous,
looks to be spiraling out of control. hah?
jessica,
I told you before to reach for the stars. lol
I like gardening as much as the next guy, but that is too high for me.
zelda,
you really do have something against my green looking yard. lol
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