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Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.

August 23, 2007

New to the Neighborhood

It took one year of savings from three jobs to squirrel away enough money to make adequate down payment to afford this luxury sedan. Add a rear spoiler, rad pinstriping, and a power moonroof and viola you have my tricked out push button start 2007 Nissan Altima SL. I just dream of more movie scenes with actor Mark Wahlberg laying around than dirty toilets needing scrubbing like on my third job, because I do not want the Repo man to take my baby away.

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12 Comments:

Blogger mommanator said...

WHEW, O BABY nice wheels! Sure you have one part with Mark Wahlberg and you need new wheels!
And how many of your kids fit into this!

8:20 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

mommantor,
It seats 5 and it's comparable in size to my 2000 Ford Taurus. Oldest daughter can drive now and I am giving her my Taurus so the days of taxicabbing are dwindling.

9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will you be picking up the Hubbards in this?

Custom Plates transfered?

Mel

12:49 AM  
Anonymous et said...

Lots of luck with your new auto!

8:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will this vehicle be able to carry sweaty tennis players?

8:12 AM  
Anonymous Catherine Mary said...

Nice wheels Joe! Good luck with it.

10:57 AM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Sweet ride, Joe!

11:02 AM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

mel,
not in this lifetime.
et,
thanks
catherine mary,
thanks.
Jessica,
Funny thing is I still have only driven it once. Still tricking it out, pimping the ride, that sort of thing.

11:16 PM  
Anonymous mcgregor said...

HEY JOE...

CONGRATULATIONS...YOU'RE A BEAUTY...

MCGREGOR

6:09 AM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

Kenneth McGregor,
Thanks. See you on the red carpet.
I'll be the one pulling at your coat tails.

12:52 PM  
Blogger Zelda Parker said...

When you pull up to the red carpet you'll be arriving in style. Best of luck, it's beautiful.

7:58 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

Zelda,
Not even Kenneth McGregor has Hollywood Boulevard programmed into their GPS navigational equipment. te-he. I hope you are feeling better and meet the most handsome physical therapist money can buy.

8:33 PM  

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