Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.
So too my life is a journey of self-discovery through mistaken identity. I crown thee website Freudian Slips.
joetornatore@comcast.net
WORLD AIDS DAY COMMERCIAL
THE HAPPENING
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES COMMERCIAL
BUBBLE HOCKEY
CARNIVAL COMMERCIAL
TV's Fandemonium
Donovan McNabb Tug of War
ANNUAL FREUDIAN SLIPS IRONY OSCAR:
2004 LITTLE DRUMMER BOY..... 12-19-04
2005 GOING POSTAL.............. 11-17-05
2006 SLIM PICKINGS................ 8-10-06
2007 THE NOTEBOOK................. 7-12-07
2008 GIRL INTERRUPTED........... 2-14-08
2009 NICK AT NIGHT...............6-28-09
STOP AND SMELL THE SILK ROSES
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January 09, 2007
Retail Pricing
This is not what you would expect to find next to a greeting card rack in a supermarket. I can understand why these donuts are not selling on markdown clearance. Always remember the "I" in "As is" when labeling signage at midnight because you do not want your loss leader to be bringing up the rear. 
7 Comments:
Isn't this what they recommend after some surgeries? Or maybe it's to let you know just where those donut calories go?
I think ya missed that one. That would be "Assorted Donuts" An ass-inine prop none the less.
CSL,
I must make sure we have different doctors. lol
Anonymous,
Yes. Yes. in retrospect, the sign was probably short for Assorted. A freudian slip no less.
That's awesome. I'm sure I've had some of those myself after a night of drinking and an ill-advised trip to the Food Lion!
E,
These donuts remind me of the song, Baby's Got Back!
ass donuts....is that anything like 'booty ball' or 'butt pluggs' ?
honk,
Friends with benefits comes to mind too.
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