Puppetry of the Penis Audition
As an actor, I see all kinds of auditions but none may be as raw and whimsical as this recent inivitation.
Puppeteers for Puppetry of the Penis
Aspiring Penis Puppeteers invited to OPEN AUDITIONS on April 14, 2009 for the hit comedy, Puppetry of the Penis, for work in New York and around the globe. Make excellent money for weekend gigs in NYC. Penis puppeteers should come to the auditions with a complete lack of shame and a flexible working attitude, ready to learn some tricks from the Puppet Masters. Auditionees are welcome to demonstrate their own genital installations. Puppetry of the Penis is an equal opportunity employer and will audition both circumcised and uncircumcised genital origami hopefuls. Struggling members of the financial community are encouraged to attend. To collect your information kit and sign up to audition email puppetryauditions@ gmail.com
Maybe I am drawing a hard line but it just doesn't seem like a great place to hang out. I pity the puppeteer who has been working on his origami giraffe. He may have to really stick his neck out there in a stiff competition.
Labels: acting
posted by Joe Tornatore | 9:19 AM
8 Comments:
I am speechless ... then again, I hope this show comes to philly! ;)
A lot of guys in trench coats will be lining up for that one
pax,
The actors must have to wash their hands before autographs.
anonymous,
yikes.
Joe, this is a little bit more information than I need, nor want!
You really are going Booozooka!
et,
shucks, you're just old fashioned. lol
OMG I didnt know this was a no comment blog-I am left speechless, yes me
I see this is the first audition casting call on the East Coast in the last 10 years you did not go to...I wonder why?
anonymous,
let's not get teste....lol
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