Freudian Slips: Puppetry of the Penis Audition

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Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.

April 04, 2009

Puppetry of the Penis Audition

As an actor, I see all kinds of auditions but none may be as raw and whimsical as this recent inivitation.
Puppeteers for Puppetry of the Penis
Aspiring Penis Puppeteers invited to OPEN AUDITIONS on April 14, 2009 for the hit comedy, Puppetry of the Penis, for work in New York and around the globe. Make excellent money for weekend gigs in NYC. Penis puppeteers should come to the auditions with a complete lack of shame and a flexible working attitude, ready to learn some tricks from the Puppet Masters. Auditionees are welcome to demonstrate their own genital installations. Puppetry of the Penis is an equal opportunity employer and will audition both circumcised and uncircumcised genital origami hopefuls. Struggling members of the financial community are encouraged to attend. To collect your information kit and sign up to audition email puppetryauditions@
Maybe I am drawing a hard line but it just doesn't seem like a great place to hang out. I pity the puppeteer who has been working on his origami giraffe. He may have to really stick his neck out there in a stiff competition.



Blogger Pax Romano said...

I am speechless ... then again, I hope this show comes to philly! ;)

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A lot of guys in trench coats will be lining up for that one

3:53 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

The actors must have to wash their hands before autographs.


7:10 PM  
Anonymous et said...

Joe, this is a little bit more information than I need, nor want!
You really are going Booozooka!

9:03 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

shucks, you're just old fashioned. lol

11:14 PM  
Blogger mommanator said...

OMG I didnt know this was a no comment blog-I am left speechless, yes me

8:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see this is the first audition casting call on the East Coast in the last 10 years you did not go to...I wonder why?

8:50 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

let's not get

9:34 AM  

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