Freudian Slips: Clapboard Closing in Bazookas, The Movie

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Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.

April 01, 2009

Clapboard Closing in Bazookas, The Movie

-Joseph Tornatore starts a scene in the upcoming comedy Bazookas.

This keepsake still picture represents the precise moment I spoke my first line in a motion picture. It was graciously sent to me by the movie’s director, Michael G. Leonard. The name of the upcoming movie is entitled Bazookas.
I deliver my single line from behind the decorated bar in scene 93D to actor Joe Campellone(Annapolis, Harts Ridge, Rescue Me, Sandy, Lightkeeper) This scene was shot after business hours overnight in a Medford, NJ bar way back on November 27, 2006.
Bazookas, the movie is coming to HD DVD this month. Pre-Orders are being taken at the official website. The funny trailer can also be viewed on the website. Warning: This is an unrated cross between Old School and a modern day Porky’s movie complete with nudity and risqué language. Let the following disclaimer go out to all my detractors. While I refused to disrobe in high definition film quality to ensure the movie’s success, I fully admit to getting my acting career started in dirty movies.



Anonymous et said...

Tsk! Tsk! This movie is not for me.
I only watch clean movies, unless it's "Dirty Dancing" which I loved.

8:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, back in the early days, you went by the name, Joseph Pornatore?

8:47 AM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

As long as you're alive, I'm keeping my clothes on in
Stay well...You know how close I came to doing that art installation gig. lol

Punny guy..Punny guy.

5:58 PM  
Blogger Pax Romano said...

See you at the AVN's!!!

9:37 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

I have no shame. I'll be their if their is an award coming my way. lol

11:30 PM  

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