Freudian Slips: Birthday Wishes!

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Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.

July 20, 2008

Birthday Wishes!

A joyous happy birthday goes out to dear old mom. Mom turned a Methusal-like seventy years old yesterday. Despite her pressing medical issues, she keeps her mind ripe tackling daily crossword puzzles using an unerasable gel pen. Last week alone, she uncorked the obscure answer of Hootie and the Blowfish for 17 across.
As for her health, mom has been working out with lightweight free weights and her grip makes you think she is looking to enter arm wrestling tournaments. In comparison, I have been to the gym only one in the last six weeks. When your elderly mother has firmer biceps than you, it is time to get back into exercising.
Happy birthday mom! Next time I see you, do not hug me so hard.



Blogger mommanator said...

Happy B-day to your mom! You would have been a nothing without her! LOL

6:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to the best mom in law anyone could ever ask for. You keep yourself and your family strong :>:>:>:> Diane

7:39 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

Take soen to know one. lol

so nice of you to write. must be a special occasion indeed.

8:49 PM  
Anonymous Mom said...

Mommanator, you're so on the mark!
Anonymous Diane, thanks for saying that.

Joe, did you really have to tell the world about my biceps? How am I supposed to get a date, man wants to snuggle up to muscle.

Thank you all for the Happy Birthday tidings!

11:24 PM  
Blogger honkeie2 said...

Well happy beelated birthday mom! I have plans on being stronger than all my children. You never know where they might decide to attack......

12:06 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

Make it one way in and one way out on the bedroom at your nursing home. lol

8:29 AM  

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