Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.
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April 24, 2008
Standing Tall to Maneaters
This was the start of an actual 911 call to a dispatcher in the sunshine state of Florida.
"I have an alligator in my kitchen."
"How tall is it?"
-Maneaters invading human habitat do not need to reach the handle on the refrigerator to find food.
4 Comments:
But it must have been able to reach the handle on the back door - how else did it get in???
Merci,
This isn't like your famed bear posting. This was real. It bit through mesh screening.
Well folks that lovely alligator was only a couple of miles from my humble abode. In fact was in the development that my friend used to live in, maybe 6 miles from here.
It got in because the lady left her sliding glass door open!
Can you imagine in the middle of the night getting up and goin to the fridge and see that! OMG I would scream so loud they wouldn't thave to call 911- they would hear me without a phone!
mommanator,
That's a big tail, whether true or not. lol
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