Life is like a box of chocolates & Hansel and Gretal candy wrappers. I suffer from a warped sense of humor & Mastocytosis, a rare skin disease. In 2001, I left life support and found the meaning of my life. A disease forcing me to temporarily don the protective apparel of a beekeeper's suit, such adversity cut an unusual swath in my life. Facing an odyssey of self-discovery through mistaken identity, I wrote the autobiographical book Stop and Smell the Silk Roses. Life takes us many places. I landed on an TV's Ripley's Believe It or Not, became a comic strip, an exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not museum in Atlantic City, NJ. My publications include The Mastocytosis Chronicles, 1983 American Collegiate Poets Anthology, 1984 World of Poetry. I have a cameo in the book Planet Eccentric. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna, Eclipse, The Greek American, Bazookas, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, The DMV Pilot, New York, The Bounty, The Warrior, The Nail, Cold Case, Sketches from Moscow and done commercial work for Septa and Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.
So too my life is a journey of self-discovery through mistaken identity. I crown thee website Freudian Slips.
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THE HAPPENING
THE DMV PILOT
THE DMV PILOT
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ANNUAL FREUDIAN SLIPS IRONY OSCAR:
2004 LITTLE DRUMMER BOY...... 12-19-04
2005 GOING POSTAL............... 11-17-05
2006 SLIM PICKINGS.............. 8-10-06
2007 THE NOTEBOOK............... 7-12-07
2008 GIRL INTERRUPTED........ 2-14-08
STOP AND SMELL THE SILK ROSES
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October 25, 2009
Oh Darling, my niece
My niece, Jennifer Fritz, won a talent contest in the 8-18 years old range. The contest was featured in South Jersy magazine. She wound up on television appearing on the 10! Show. Here is a link to her singing Oh Darling by The Beatles.
4 Comments:
I listened tonight, she has a good voice.
Catherine Mary,
she's a pip.
Joe -
She has such a nice voice, great song, Glad she won. You better look out her agent might start booking her more than you! lol.
missy,
Some have a ticket to ride that i want, yourself has tickets. lol Enjoy the World Series game...
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