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Name: Joseph Tornatore
Location: Irony, New Jersey, United States

Life is like a box of chocolates & Hansel and Gretal candy wrappers. I suffer from a warped sense of humor & Mastocytosis, a rare skin disease. In 2001, I left life support and found the meaning of my life. A disease forcing me to temporarily don the protective apparel of a beekeeper's suit, such adversity cut an unusual swath in my life. Facing an odyssey of self-discovery through mistaken identity, I wrote the autobiographical book Stop and Smell the Silk Roses. Life takes us many places. I landed on an TV's Ripley's Believe It or Not, became a comic strip, an exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not museum in Atlantic City, NJ. My publications include The Mastocytosis Chronicles, 1983 American Collegiate Poets Anthology, 1984 World of Poetry. I have a cameo in the book Planet Eccentric. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna, Eclipse, The Greek American, Bazookas, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, The DMV Pilot, New York, The Bounty, The Warrior, The Nail, Cold Case, Sketches from Moscow and done commercial work for Septa and Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.

September 22, 2009

Hotties For Sale!

I still haven't figured out all the facets of Facebook. I don't want to grab a Tommy gun and join a mafia. I don't want to put on hip boots and raise a farm. I don't want to be poked or farukled or tagged unless I'm it. I don't care enough to score high on obscure trivia contests that Cheers' Cliff Claven would wrap his head around.
Now a dear Facebook friend from a continent away has added me to a photo collage implying that I am not only desirable but for sale as a Hottie? I harken back to the time when only social blogs existed because they seem like simpler times right now. Hold on. I'm getting a text message on my cell phone...something about 700 rubles for an hour of my time. Will travel.

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im not really sure what to say about this...Ill let you explain later :)Di

8:32 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

I tried to explain it to you. Your daughter walked into the room and interrupted our conversation. I minimized the screen if by some chance you returned to broach the subject. I shut off my computer around midnight.

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When did you realize your car was still parked at my house? Maybe, when you walked out of your house this morning to momentarily discover your car may have been stolen?

10:31 AM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

I was inside the car all night. What are you talking about?

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh, that explains the coffee mug and pair of slippers left at the curb.

8:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JOE, i THINK YOU'RE A HOTTIE! CATHERINE MARY

12:42 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

anonymous,
hardy hardy.

catherine mary,
thanks

6:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know if you're a hottie, but I do know that you're one cool dude!

8:32 AM  

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