Freudian Slips: Beamer Me Up Snotty

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Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.

September 30, 2008

Beamer Me Up Snotty

“Hey, what do you think you're doing? My son and I took the time to move several shopping carts away from our Beamer and you rolled up to park next to me.” --snotty idiot BMW owner heading into an arts and crafts store.

Clutching my curled 40% off sales coupon, I said, “Buy the whole shopping mall and erect a No Tresspassing sign and maybe we will talk. Right now that is free public parking.”



Blogger honkeie2 said...

I would have lost it! And I would have added, "Dont worry, I will only bang your car once while getting out and be nice not to do it again when I get back in."

12:57 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

definitely crusty he was.

9:07 PM  

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