Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.
So too my life is a journey of self-discovery through mistaken identity. I crown thee website Freudian Slips.
joetornatore@comcast.net
WORLD AIDS DAY COMMERCIAL
THE HAPPENING
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES COMMERCIAL
BUBBLE HOCKEY
CARNIVAL COMMERCIAL
TV's Fandemonium
Donovan McNabb Tug of War
ANNUAL FREUDIAN SLIPS IRONY OSCAR:
2004 LITTLE DRUMMER BOY..... 12-19-04
2005 GOING POSTAL.............. 11-17-05
2006 SLIM PICKINGS................ 8-10-06
2007 THE NOTEBOOK................. 7-12-07
2008 GIRL INTERRUPTED........... 2-14-08
2009 NICK AT NIGHT...............6-28-09
STOP AND SMELL THE SILK ROSES
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September 30, 2008
Beamer Me Up Snotty
“Hey, what do you think you're doing? My son and I took the time to move several shopping carts away from our Beamer and you rolled up to park next to me.”
--snotty idiot BMW owner heading into an arts and crafts store.
Clutching my curled 40% off sales coupon, I said, “Buy the whole shopping mall and erect a No Tresspassing sign and maybe we will talk. Right now that is free public parking.” 
2 Comments:
I would have lost it! And I would have added, "Dont worry, I will only bang your car once while getting out and be nice not to do it again when I get back in."
honk,
definitely crusty he was.
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