Freudian Slips: Flying The Coop

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Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.

June 05, 2008

Flying The Coop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Obviously, to get to the beach.
I thought I looked pale walking the beach last month. Chicken, the other white meat, didn't exactly come out ahead. Talk about flying the coop and then getting sea salt in your wounds.



Blogger Weary Hag said...

Cripes. He must've landed on a wing and a prayer!
Can't accuse him of having no guts, that's for sure.

Ah. Maybe he just wanted to play some water pollo? (wishing like hell I could use proper accent marking on that last word)

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Missy said...

Gee, if you just kept walking you might have seen the Pork Chop & applesauce!

5:16 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

No guts, no glory. lol

That was funny as hell. lol

6:58 PM  
Blogger mommanator said...

where in the world did you get this pic! chick?

3:35 PM  
Blogger Dr Zibbs said...

There is something strangely obscene and disturbing about that picture

12:03 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

Dr. Zibbs,
glad you said it. I didn't want to cry fowl. lol

10:56 PM  

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