Sex Drive
A booby prize will be awarded to the first married couple together for longer than 25
years who can locate this place. Wherever Sex Drive is, the prick of barb wire surrounds it.Labels: picture
posted by Joe Tornatore | 6:29 AM
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- Name: Joe Tornatore
- Location: Irony, New Jersey, United States
Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.
So too my life is a journey of self-discovery through mistaken identity. I crown thee website Freudian Slips.
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October 10, 2006
14 Comments:
You're reaching for the bottom, again!
Well I've been married 37 &1/2 years and my answer is
Life is a street car named desire"
STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to live off a street in Cherry Hill called Sussex Ave. People would erase the Sus and think they were soo funny.
anonymous,
hopefully you got top dollar for your home when the prefix was still up.
anonymous,
that was a street car named desire not street sign. lol
anonymous,
i never did learn that George Costanza move. Go get'em tiger.
anonymous,
thinking about it, anyway.
Hello, Di was here Sex Drive that is.
Hello, Di was here Sex Drive that is.
Di,
Good for you. You found it.
It intersects with "Dead End".
anonymous,
leading one to wonder where it is. lol thanks for stopping.
Been married twice and neither have had the drive I have. Why cannt they all want to do it at least 4 times a week?
Honk,
You are listening to too much Supertramp. lol
I don't need to be on Sex Drive to be driven home from a restaurant next to my husband with my breasts exposed and you can imagine the rest...
;-)
jessica,
That is how accidents happen. lol
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