posted by Joe Tornatore | 7:05 AM
About Me
- Name: Joe Tornatore
- Location: Irony, New Jersey, United States
Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.
So too my life is a journey of self-discovery through mistaken identity. I crown thee website Freudian Slips.
joetornatore@comcast.net
WORLD AIDS DAY COMMERCIAL
THE HAPPENING
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES COMMERCIAL
BUBBLE HOCKEY
CARNIVAL COMMERCIAL
TV's Fandemonium
Donovan McNabb Tug of War
ANNUAL FREUDIAN SLIPS IRONY OSCAR:
2004 LITTLE DRUMMER BOY..... 12-19-04
2005 GOING POSTAL.............. 11-17-05
2006 SLIM PICKINGS................ 8-10-06
2007 THE NOTEBOOK................. 7-12-07
2008 GIRL INTERRUPTED........... 2-14-08
2009 NICK AT NIGHT...............6-28-09
STOP AND SMELL THE SILK ROSES
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September 28, 2006
10 Comments:
Joe, I hate to admit this, but you do go over-board, sometimes!!!!
...and you still can't beat me!
Oh, and you really should bench Lindros before he sustains another concussion.
et,
hence the unfavorable nickname, Joe Too Much.
t,
when we all get together next week at my house for the eagles dallas game, I'll meet you at the bubble hockey game at halftime.
only you would go to such lengths for perfection. Make me feel good to know that I'm not alone. Buy the w3ay I'd better get to the project de Jour!
Peace
Missed the typo's, oops! Way, no one is truly perfect!
Joe, I was at the Eagles-Dallas game. You said the hockey game was broken and I believed you.
Catherine Mary,
Because I post this the lovely irony I endured was that the puck got lost at the start of the party. I had it apart the next day, found the puck wedged between the glass and the electrical wiring for the scoreboard. with all this being said, I spoke too soon since irony came back to embarrass my humble abode.
Joe, You must have another party so I can come and play the game. By the way, Smarty will be on his way tomorrow (Priority Mail).
Catherine Mary,
I will scout out a spot on the wall for Smarty. You can visit it whenever you like.
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