Freudian Slips: The Big Picture

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Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.

May 29, 2009

The Big Picture

Joseph Tornatore at the premier of Bazookas, the Movie.

Last night, I went to the premier of Bazookas, the Movie. Sitting in the front row of the sold out theatre to view the high definition film, equisite bare-naked DD cup breasts supplanted the big screen from the opening scene…on a racquetball court. The bevy of buxom actresses going topless in risqué scenes juxtaposed by the campy comedy seemingly mesmerized me. Sterioid injected chicken seemed like it had found a home in tinsel town.
The full-length movie, no pun intended, was so entertaining to view that I literally forgot that I played a fully clothed bartender in this film. I was almost surprised to see myself, however brief my part. Appearing in one scene, fleshy cleavage and comedic laughs were not enough to distract me from serving my single line. As an able bartender my juices were flowing. The breast is history.
I linked local press coverage from the Maplewood Patch on the movie’s release and how to order a DVD.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have your own paparazzi, don't you?

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The preoccupation with breasts must be that you were weaned too early!!!

12:06 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

i think like a paranoid in that people are following me. lol

weaned too early from them. lol

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way ta go Joe can't wait to see the movie

7:46 AM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

Got the DVD today in the mail today. Going to plan a Film Night at my house.

5:03 PM  
Blogger mommanator said...

this is utterly ridiculous, you look way tooooooo happy!

8:52 AM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...


5:50 PM  

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