Presidential Race Heating Up

Talking to the developmentally disabled can become a language of its own even after supplying a straight forward question.

“Are you registered to vote?”

The moderately retarded female pushed up her glasses before answering. “I is.”

“Excellent. Now voting is a private matter so you don't have to answer this next question aloud. Have you decided who you are going to vote for?”

“Barrack Obama.” A big gulfing smile swept her face. “I think Barrack Obama is oh so sexy!”

“Now that your choice is clear, what positions do you and Barrack have in common?”

She winked, “I hope to one day find out it is all of them.”

By no means was her reference to aligning political positions. I commented, “The Presidential Race is definitely heating up for you.”

She shook her crutches over her head like erected signs at a political convention. “With me it is! Barrack for President!”