When Life Was Before Me
posted by Joe Tornatore | 3:10 AM
About Me
- Name: Joe Tornatore
- Location: Irony, New Jersey, United States
Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.
So too my life is a journey of self-discovery through mistaken identity. I crown thee website Freudian Slips.
joetornatore@comcast.net
WORLD AIDS DAY COMMERCIAL
THE HAPPENING
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES COMMERCIAL
BUBBLE HOCKEY
CARNIVAL COMMERCIAL
TV's Fandemonium
Donovan McNabb Tug of War
ANNUAL FREUDIAN SLIPS IRONY OSCAR:
2004 LITTLE DRUMMER BOY..... 12-19-04
2005 GOING POSTAL.............. 11-17-05
2006 SLIM PICKINGS................ 8-10-06
2007 THE NOTEBOOK................. 7-12-07
2008 GIRL INTERRUPTED........... 2-14-08
2009 NICK AT NIGHT...............6-28-09
STOP AND SMELL THE SILK ROSES
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March 13, 2007
8 Comments:
Not a care in the world...those were the days! I think I hear Mr. Softy in the backgroud...
anonymous,
When Mr. Softee is too fattening, middle age has arrived.
you still have the same smile, I hope to see alot of that smile this weekend while we are relaxing in AC.
Hey Joe! How are you?
Then you were a big drop of water, now the ripple effects of good things and of the people you have touched.
I simply loved yoru story of the "Big Easy" - great reading and had a good laugh. Thank you.
Peace and Easy Waters to you!
Nazli
Dr. Nazli,
Long time between visits. Thanks for parting the waters.
Anonymous,
the smiles in the month of March I can count on one hand.
You hippie!
I can hear, "More than a Feeling" or "Freebird" playing in the background!
Pax,
Free bird didn't happen for another four years. lol
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