Belly of the Beast
-amateur chef Joe Tornatore has his hands full this Thanksgiving.
After I plunged my hand into the cavernous belly of the 38 pound beast, I didn't know whether I would be able to find my way out. If I say I was up to my elbows, my armpit would feel slighted. Rumor has spread amongst family members that inside the fresh killed turkey I found a liver still beating, an equine resembling neck bone, and a dented Florida license plate with no sign of its rightful owner.
Happy Thanksgiving!Labels: family
posted by Joe Tornatore | 2:31 AM
10 Comments:
I won't even tell you what it looks like you're doing there!
Karl,
A chef has to do what a chef has to do. lol. Happy Thanksgiving!
I've never seen such a big turkey. ;-)
Did you find Jimmy Hoffa?
jessica,
me or the bird? lol
Pax,
The breast meat tasted like wet cement and I found a wallet with a diner receipt.
Totally unrelated comment--well, related, just not to current post. I wanted to see all the details of the original Freudian slip, but zooming in only made it blurry, unfortunately. When I get around to it, I'll post a photo of a recent halloween costume of mine which was, (drum roll), a Freudian Slip! Can't, help it; was a psych major. In case you were wondering, I saw your blog due to your comment on my sisters trace of her hubby on Leingirlz. BTW, I thought his head looked like he had Vanilla Ice hair.
Did the wallet have the initials of JB on it??? (Jerry Blavatt)"The Geeter with the Heater"
If you remember, certain people seemed to disappear soon after dining with him!!!!
Amycita,
you and I are like dueling psyche majors. would love to see a picture of that outift for research purposes. lol.
Anonymoous,
First I am hearing of that rumor.
All jokes aside my love that was the best Thanksgiving ever, thank you, Di
Diane,
You keep talking like that and I am going to invite you back next Thanksgiving.
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