Sixty Six Pounds Sopping Wet
posted by Joe Tornatore | 7:03 AM
About Me
- Name: Joe Tornatore
- Location: Irony, New Jersey, United States
Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.
So too my life is a journey of self-discovery through mistaken identity. I crown thee website Freudian Slips.
joetornatore@comcast.net
WORLD AIDS DAY COMMERCIAL
THE HAPPENING
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES COMMERCIAL
BUBBLE HOCKEY
CARNIVAL COMMERCIAL
TV's Fandemonium
Donovan McNabb Tug of War
ANNUAL FREUDIAN SLIPS IRONY OSCAR:
2004 LITTLE DRUMMER BOY..... 12-19-04
2005 GOING POSTAL.............. 11-17-05
2006 SLIM PICKINGS................ 8-10-06
2007 THE NOTEBOOK................. 7-12-07
2008 GIRL INTERRUPTED........... 2-14-08
2009 NICK AT NIGHT...............6-28-09
STOP AND SMELL THE SILK ROSES
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April 27, 2006
16 Comments:
Oh. My.
That is just too much. Someone, hurry, get her a burger. Or at least a shrink!
OMG! What is she thinking…or not?
Joe - completely unrelated note - have you watched "V for Vendetta"? Take the wife - you would love it - love story within an impressive revolution ...
Lovely weather we are having - but if that is what I will be met with on the beach - I am heading for the hills!
Cheers my Freudian Freund
Erin,
She never sang two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles on a sesame seed bun.
Anonymous,
If she is thinking she looks wonderful in a string bikini... that is her problem. pun intended.
Dr. Nazli,
Not a movie i would expect you to recommend. This intrigues me.
QUICK CALL 911. EMILY
I think Kate Moss looks great in that photo!
Makes me wonder if the woman in the background looks at stick-lady and is thinking "thank God I look like this" and the stick-lady, after seeing the woman in the background is thinking "thank god I look like this."
(side note: it's a tad ironic that when I look at this picture, I lose my appetite - which I perceive as a GOOD thing right now, because I'm trying so hard to lose weight. Twisted irony perhaps ... but just sayin')
Emily,
911 AND a coroner.
Pax,
A rolling pebble gathers no Moss.
Weary,
I had the same thoughts. Whoever took this picture showed brilliance juxtaposing the overweight person in the background.
good gracious. so sad and scary. there is a such thing as overdoing it!
rose,
the antithesis of a beached whale no doubt.
that is just so sad. i hope that woman gets some help.
Ell,
Here is the skinny on that: if she isn't dead by now.
YO!!!
Where do you get this sh**? I did some research on the identity of the woman in question. She is the president and presiding elder of the Seventh Level of Scientology. Scary thing is, that L. Ron Hubbard probably looks a dam site better than her, right now.
Joe,
Good one with the Two all beef patties... She's never sang it because she IS a quarter pounder.
Holy Crap!
t,
welcome to the Internet.
Antarro,
two all beef patties, a classic observation.
Frank,
Thanks for being frank.
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