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April 16, 2006
A Basket Case
One doesn't have to be an eggspert to recognize this Easter photograph as truly tasteless and reprehensible. The photo pastel paints a harey carey scene that has everything but skid marks from a braking automobile. I was shell-shocked when I saw it on the Internet and it left me hopping mad.
9 Comments:
Joe,
Don't be too upsett. What does a rabbit delivering colored eggs have to do with Easter, anyway. They should have used a chalk outline in the shape of a six foot bunny. That would have been funnier.
Antarro,
For Christ sakes, you're right.
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Wait, there's an egg or two we can rescue. Doesn't have to be a total loss!
Echo,
i don't think even Humpty Dumpty would look back on that.
LOL!!!!
Oh wait, err, I mean...
Awful, just awful!
Pax,
The picture is tasteless or senseless. Call it both and let's stop splitting hares.
Clearly, he made the mistake of putting them all in one bask..
ugh... nevermind. It's way too early to try to be clever.
weary,
thanks for the eggspert opinion.
OH MY GOD. IT'S FUNNY AND AWFUL AT THE SAME TIME. I WONDERED WHY THE EASTER BUNNY DIDN'T LEAVE ME ANY EGGS THIS YEAR. EMILY
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