All Fired Up!
posted by Joe Tornatore | 1:22 AM
About Me
- Name: Joe Tornatore
- Location: Irony, New Jersey, United States
Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.
So too my life is a journey of self-discovery through mistaken identity. I crown thee website Freudian Slips.
joetornatore@comcast.net
WORLD AIDS DAY COMMERCIAL
THE HAPPENING
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES COMMERCIAL
BUBBLE HOCKEY
CARNIVAL COMMERCIAL
TV's Fandemonium
Donovan McNabb Tug of War
ANNUAL FREUDIAN SLIPS IRONY OSCAR:
2004 LITTLE DRUMMER BOY..... 12-19-04
2005 GOING POSTAL.............. 11-17-05
2006 SLIM PICKINGS................ 8-10-06
2007 THE NOTEBOOK................. 7-12-07
2008 GIRL INTERRUPTED........... 2-14-08
2009 NICK AT NIGHT...............6-28-09
STOP AND SMELL THE SILK ROSES
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February 28, 2006
15 Comments:
Joe, once in awhile, you can be a real pain in the "you know where"
That was after eating your homemade bean soup.
Oh boy that's sure gonna leave a mark
gardens,
darn tooten it is.
Joe, You have too much time on your hand.
OR hands, whatever the case may be.
you better leave Emma's home made soup alone.
Thank you, CM! I just put you in my will and took you know who out!
Catherine Mary,
I will leave her soup alone and so should everyone else. It is the only food she makes that I do not care for. With the current penalty for expressing an opinion on this matter withstanding, I doubt I will be able to get my brothers to agree with me.
Et,
That makes one Will and one annuity that I have been removed from in one week. When does Social Security kick in?
Joe, LOL!
Hey em, I gladly accept! You better watch it Joe i may end up with everything.
Joe, SS kicks in at 62. You may not last that long with that fire coming out your you know what.
catherine mary,
spend it wisely unlike ingredients for bean soup.
Now that's a hilarious picture! Thanks for sharing. hahaha
Weary,
Not exactly ship shape. lol
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