Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.
So too my life is a journey of self-discovery through mistaken identity. I crown thee website Freudian Slips.
joetornatore@comcast.net
WORLD AIDS DAY COMMERCIAL
THE HAPPENING
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES COMMERCIAL
BUBBLE HOCKEY
CARNIVAL COMMERCIAL
TV's Fandemonium
Donovan McNabb Tug of War
ANNUAL FREUDIAN SLIPS IRONY OSCAR:
2004 LITTLE DRUMMER BOY..... 12-19-04
2005 GOING POSTAL.............. 11-17-05
2006 SLIM PICKINGS................ 8-10-06
2007 THE NOTEBOOK................. 7-12-07
2008 GIRL INTERRUPTED........... 2-14-08
2009 NICK AT NIGHT...............6-28-09
STOP AND SMELL THE SILK ROSES
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October 23, 2005
Doctor Privileges
My wife and I attended a Halloween party last night. I dressed as a tacky gynecologist, Dr. Seymour Tush. I accesorized the costume with a high powered flashlight, bottle of Viagara, identification badge, stethoscope, mirror, and latex gloves. Smudged lipstick across an unfurled collar suggest a hard working man to say the least. I succeeded in making the guests uncomfortable.
4 Comments:
Do you take medicare?
Pax,
I'm only taking trophy wives until I get my practice really gelling. lol.
That does indeed make me uncomfortable! Hilarious! Do NOT wear this on Oprah... ;)
E,
That would be a career ender and no free car.
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