Freudian Slips: Doctor Privileges

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Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.

October 23, 2005

Doctor Privileges

My wife and I attended a Halloween party last night. I dressed as a tacky gynecologist, Dr. Seymour Tush. I accesorized the costume with a high powered flashlight, bottle of Viagara, identification badge, stethoscope, mirror, and latex gloves. Smudged lipstick across an unfurled collar suggest a hard working man to say the least. I succeeded in making the guests uncomfortable.



Blogger PaxRomano said...

Do you take medicare?

10:31 AM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

I'm only taking trophy wives until I get my practice really gelling. lol.

8:51 PM  
Blogger E said...

That does indeed make me uncomfortable! Hilarious! Do NOT wear this on Oprah... ;)

7:59 PM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

That would be a career ender and no free car.

9:41 PM  

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