Freudian Slips: Bringing Up the Rear

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Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.

January 22, 2009

Bringing Up the Rear

I walked into a lively water cooler conversation about cosmetic surgery for women. A group of trendy women discussed an elective procedure involving extracting fat cells from their buttocks and injecting this same posterior fat into their lips.

“Joe, would you mind if your wife got this procedure done?”

“I don’t kiss ass, especially when you can no longer differentiate a stinking burp from a fart.”



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