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Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.

October 25, 2007

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Break out the cone-shaped party hats and annoying noisemakers for my blog Freudian Slips turned three years old today. Writing with a particular style and purpose in mind while keeping self-imposed timelines has made me a better writer than when I hatched this blog back in 2004.
I would like to take this time to thank my faithful readership and my irony-rich life, which continues to fill up internet space with only a smidgen of additional storytelling on my part. The words at my fingertips that connect to the world at large is exciting, fascinating, and strangely rewarding.
Five hundred short stories and fifty thousand visitors later, no viable publisher has come forward to publish this menagerie of irony for untold millions. Still, I feel compelled to continue to write for the betterment of myself and anybody who will listen at a close second. I receive emails from all over the world, if for no other reason than a Google search leads to my authored short stories on subjects people were interested in learning more about.
So may the anonymous comments continue because I still do not know your identities in most instances. Thanks to the anonymous donor of Broadway theatre tickets. Thanks to the high-ranking employee of a large book publisher who mailed me free hardback books. Thanks to the marketing department over at The FX channel for the care package you sent after reading here I was an actor on one of your television shows. Thanks to the patrons of my book Stop and Smell the Silk Roses for not making me honor the money back guarantee. Special thanks to my generous readers who made bonafide donations into my Paypal account. I would like to thank all of the people who I would not know on the street if they walked by me but I would recognize their email address this side of the
Now if you will excuse me, I have been babbling on so long about this birthday of sorts that I forgot that I have to pee.



Blogger E said...

Happy Birthday! mazel tov on three very interesting years. Keep 'em comin!!

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW! three years, hats off, your stories over the years have been very entertaining. Can't believe I 've been reading them for all that time. Keep it coming. I believe I 've been the only guest blogger in those three years, but as always will remain anonymous. Solute!

10:14 AM  
Anonymous et said...

You've come a long way, baby!

10:14 AM  
Blogger mommanator said...

kodos to the peeing-actor man!plaus alot of other things! I so enjoy your tributes of sotes to the folks you serve in your main job!

10:28 AM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

You have a heck of a blog as well.

your secret identity will remain with you.

Thanks, now how about throwing me two free nights at one of the AC casinos for a little R&R? lol

I try to make my stories about the job a social worker's landscape. Interesting, rewarding, and unusual at the same time.

4:42 PM  
Anonymous et said...

Okay! Pack your bags and get going!

6:27 PM  
Anonymous Catherine Mary said...

ET, forget about the blogger, I need two nights in AC. I need some fun. I just need to be loved.
Congrats Joe, I'm so happy I found you.

3:08 AM  
Blogger Weary Hag said...

Congratulations on your three year mark! This post reads like an award acceptance speech. Are you practicing or is it just coincidence? *wink* I've been reading about your acting career as well ... you go, Joe!

10:20 AM  
Blogger Joe Tornatore said...

When a writer makes more money acting than he does storytelling, something is off center. Thanks for stopping by.

10:29 AM  

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