Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.
So too my life is a journey of self-discovery through mistaken identity. I crown thee website Freudian Slips.
joetornatore@comcast.net
WORLD AIDS DAY COMMERCIAL
THE HAPPENING
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES COMMERCIAL
BUBBLE HOCKEY
CARNIVAL COMMERCIAL
TV's Fandemonium
Donovan McNabb Tug of War
ANNUAL FREUDIAN SLIPS IRONY OSCAR:
2004 LITTLE DRUMMER BOY..... 12-19-04
2005 GOING POSTAL.............. 11-17-05
2006 SLIM PICKINGS................ 8-10-06
2007 THE NOTEBOOK................. 7-12-07
2008 GIRL INTERRUPTED........... 2-14-08
2009 NICK AT NIGHT...............6-28-09
STOP AND SMELL THE SILK ROSES
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DISCLAIMER: Fictitious demographic information including names and places are used where necessary to respect privacy. The stories are true unless otherwise stated. The content is intended to offer only a snapshot of the event described to protect identity and preserve dignity. The opinions expressed are not necessarily the views of the author's employer, Ripley's Believe It or Not, or any other affiliation. Viewer discretion is advised. A rousing Happy Birthday to Freudian Slips, who turned two years ripe this week. After posting three short stories a week for two straight years, how much irony is there left to report? Plenty. To anyone even thinking about starting a blog to attract a readership, please inquire within about the time committment to produce quality writing. Labels: writing posted by Joe Tornatore | 8:38 AM
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October 24, 2006
Freudian Slips Blog Birthday
12 Comments:
Let me be the first to wish you and your blogspot a very happy birthday and many happy returns!
crimp,
danke
Two years!!!No it seems like just yesterday that you started holing up in your office to the point of neglecting your wife so that you could write your blog. Just kidding you are quite the attentive husband and congratulations on your 2nd birthday
anonymous,
How about a birthday kiss to end this neglect?
Congratulations!
For your 2-year anniversay, a related joke: A woman enters her session and tells her therapist, "I made the worst Freudian slip ever when I went home for Thanksgiving dinner. I meant to say, 'Mom, would you please pass the cranberry sauce,' but instead accidentally said, 'Mom, you ruined my life.'"
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Happy Birthday, Meatball!
Mazel Tov!
Catherine Mary,
how does one shed a nickname?
Pax,
Who got me started in this writing fury anyway?
Csl,
Funny freudian slip joke. I'll have to remember that one when my creative juices dry on this blog. lol
Joe, you don't!!!!
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