What in Car Nation is That?
-When your car is longer than your home, your priorities are out of order.Labels: picture
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- Name: Joe Tornatore
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Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.
So too my life is a journey of self-discovery through mistaken identity. I crown thee website Freudian Slips.
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August 08, 2006
10 Comments:
Joe, for crying out loud! They live in the limo; the structure to the left is the outhouse.
Maybe the limo is the family business.
Guess that would mean a short walk to work! ;)
et,
What was I thinking?
Merci,
I think they were picking up a prom date for the memorable night down at the VWF.
Oh my god that's funny. Blew the whole budget for the stretch, did they? Only in America!
pat,
I thought it was a stretch too.
dear Pat,
"Only in America", that's what I thought, as Italian, when I saw the picture!
Joe, I am trying to send you mail with a picture of Giulia but I can't...
chi
chi,
i did receive the picture of your daughter. what a beautiful bambina.
That is hi-larious. So I guess it's no longer a carport, but a limoport?
E,
just a stretch of the imagination, if you ask me.
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