Flies Beware!
posted by Joe Tornatore | 7:32 AM
About Me
- Name: Joe Tornatore
- Location: Irony, New Jersey, United States
Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.
So too my life is a journey of self-discovery through mistaken identity. I crown thee website Freudian Slips.
joetornatore@comcast.net
WORLD AIDS DAY COMMERCIAL
THE HAPPENING
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES COMMERCIAL
BUBBLE HOCKEY
CARNIVAL COMMERCIAL
TV's Fandemonium
Donovan McNabb Tug of War
ANNUAL FREUDIAN SLIPS IRONY OSCAR:
2004 LITTLE DRUMMER BOY..... 12-19-04
2005 GOING POSTAL.............. 11-17-05
2006 SLIM PICKINGS................ 8-10-06
2007 THE NOTEBOOK................. 7-12-07
2008 GIRL INTERRUPTED........... 2-14-08
2009 NICK AT NIGHT...............6-28-09
STOP AND SMELL THE SILK ROSES
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July 18, 2006
15 Comments:
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"not to mention when I am happy to see you"
Joe - nice to see you! How are you my friend? Is NJ as boiling as NY, PA & DC? I am calling for a rain dance!
Watched Superman - very super! Though Lois Lane was a bit irrelevant in my opinion.
best best best
Nazli
Alex,
Thanks for stopping by.
Dr.Nazli,
If we only had a thicker ozone layer.
Hey I think I dated you..but you dumped me for the bank teller.
:o)
anonymous,
I've narrowed you down to 6 dozen unusual suspects but that is as close as it gets.
I think you had a trans am....but all my men did in 1980 something.....
anonymous,
it was a Camaro.
oh a Camaro....:o) I was close!
anonymous,
exactly how close were you?
pretty close..:o) but not THAT close. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
I mean how can you forget a last name like Tornatore.......
anonymous,
I believe I owned the Camaro before being a scholar.
Well I did see you in the bookstore a lot.....so a scholar you were.
anonymous,
If I held the door to the bookstore open for you that made me a gentleman. lol
The door was open already.....
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