Freudian Slips: A Sheen Getaway

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Life takes us many places. It's a box of chocolates and a Hansel and Gretal trail of candy wrappers. I have filmed as an actor in The Happening, Invincible, The Lovely Bones, The Bounty Hunter, The Greek American, Bazookas, Limitless, TV's Its Always Sunny in Philly, Outlaw, New York, The Warrior, The Nail, Game Change, Cold Case, & commercial work includes The Philadelphia Eagles, Septa, Coors, Turbo Tax & Carnival Cruises. Freudian Slips spotlights irony in short story format.

April 10, 2011

A Sheen Getaway

I just returned from a fabulous two-night three-day getaway to Atlantic City, New Jersey. The greatest freedom about becoming single again is the punching of your own time clock. I used my time wisely until I was punch drunk and out of time.
I auditioned at Ryan Casting for a speaking part in a pilot TV show for True Crime network. I participated in Bally’s casino promotional filming for the grand opening of their ICandy burlesque lounge headlined by sultry Baywatch cast member Angelica Bridges. In between acting, my method was to overindulge in life.
On Thursday, I saw a mesmerizing Cirque du Soleil show at Boardwalk Hall. Chock full of unusual acts, the evening’s biggest surprise may have come when the establishment carded my company before serving her wine.
The following day, I got reacquainted with a woman my contemporary who I used to work with twenty years ago.
Like a glutton for more sensory stimulation, I basked in four hours of deep tissue massage, pushed my body through gym workouts and ate like a heavyweight at buffets. On Saturday, I got befriended wearing my bathing suit in an inhalation room then put on some good threads to see Trans-Siberian Orchestra play in Ceasar's Circus Maximus Theatre.
Duh, I heard the Charlie Sheen tour is off to a rough start. Well, I felt like two and a half men for a couple of days anyway.

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Anonymous marcus said...


11:00 AM  
Blogger WinnyNinny PooPoo said...

Hope you had some Tiger Milk while you were at it!!!

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your writing is so self serving and asinine it is virtually unreadable.

6:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you return to read any more blog stories, you will find that I mostly make sport of myself with self-deprecating humor. Sorry you didn't catch a Sheen to it.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It says "self serving". Two completely different things. If there were anything self deprecating or humorous about this, maybe it'd be better.

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Wordsmith, You are misunderstanding my reply. I said if you viewed the blog's theme as a whole through its body of stories my style is intended to be self-deprecating. The blog story in question is no doubt self-serving because it was written in the vein of how I lived one weekend like a narcissistic Charlie Sheen.

7:54 PM  

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